Spiders – Flash Mob Alert in Maryland?
Flash mob alert!!!
Spiders sponsor a grand party event.
Date: every day until further notice or forever - whichever comes first
Where: your home, dark corners, garage doors, basement entry, corners everywhere
Ticket price: priceless
Time of party: everyday, but dark is preferred
Food to be served: flies, mosquitoes, and ants (really!), flying bugs
Maitre de : the Black Widow (not really, she rarely goes out but everyone is frightened of her so why not!)
Not invited: most of us, especially homeowners
Payment method: Square (spiders are up to date), Discover, Master, Visa, Amex, Cash ( we have change!)
Downloadable apps: available upon request.
Should you bring food?: of course, what is a party without crumbs and mess
Appointments: not required, but preferred
Address of party: Homeowner
1234 Main Street
Coordinator, sponsor of event:
B.O.G. Pest Control